Association game.

A little girl is sucking on one felt-tip pen after another, only managing to throw away the caps. An older man approaches her and starts to nag and lecture her, saying that all those colors are harmful to her health. The girl calmly replies, "You know, my grandfather lived to be a hundred years old." The man is surprised and asks, "And did he also eat felt-tip pens by the wagonload?" The girl replies, "No, he just didn't stick his nose into other people's business."