Elcidere
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Because I was eating a vatrushka right now, and it fell :D and smeared the whole carpet, computer chair, my slipper, and my leg with cottage cheese (and it was just a small piece!).
Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...