Nah, it's a long story, and I'm too lazy to tell it. Besides, it's not as funny to talk about as it was there...
Subject: "Commercial Law"
There are so many of you!
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.
G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal