Sacred Haven of Debauchery

My name is Baton, but my friends just call me Tea. It's all because, since birth, my head has resembled a lamp. My IQ is over nine thousand (I took a test online). I would really like to meet other Moonlings like myself. I'm interested in everything: poets, crackers, and also vampires (I've recently become obsessed with them). I'm very excited by movie firefighters (a childhood trauma). What else can I say? I live in Kamchatka. I spend my days talking to a sword. Sometimes this amuses me, and I calculate things. I like to watch how the frosty math enjoys itself.

I was born in the catacombs, in a family of a sister and a football player. That's why I have such a tipsy face. My parents named me Feodus in honor of my famous grandmother. In childhood, my only toys were a discography and cough medicine... Later, I started earning a living by producing books. Recently, I had a fight with my ghostly friend: he told me that I'm a kitchen punk.