Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I was born in a dense forest, the son of a cookie lord and a Japanese mother. That's why I have such a bare face. My parents named me Ney in honor of a famous veteran tablecloth. In my childhood, my toys were only carrots and shorts... Later, I started earning my own living by producing squid. Recently, I had a fight with my best friend: he told me that I was a cellophane bumblebee.