Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I opened it, turned it on, and listened (it lagged, there was no video, only sound). Ar, be silently envious, because I am the Great Legendary Volka, about whom so many prophecies speak, I am the Most Genius and Irreplaceable, and you all are needed to crawl before me and bring me cookies. P.S. Yes, you will all be envious of me today)

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Volke, why aren't you on AIM?

If you don't see something, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist)

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This ominous song is playing in Moscow oO, it's terrible.