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Registered: 9/1/2009

Posts: 24,159

#15794 11/5/2009 6:03 PM UTC

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Show me the proof!

A photo, a photo with a ruler measuring 25-30cm, and five witnesses!

Don't you understand that I'll get banned for this!

It's not about the size, it's about the skill.
And girls often say this to guys who are... very small. Just to cheer them up...

What do girls say to guys who have both size and skill?

My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.