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It gives the impression of being some kind of parody.

But are we always going to play on "serious" themes?
Despite the somewhat comical nature of the theme, writing a newspaper is no less complex than in other, "serious" games, and it is quite possible that it is even more difficult. Because writing "he was stabbed with a sword in his own home" won't work. Not to mention the evidence.

In general, it's a game just for fun.

This is very worrying. As I wrote above, it's a serious matter for players of ff, but for you, it's just a game.I thought that understanding the purpose of this was elementary. Apparently, I was wrong.
And it was written to the effect that you shouldn't consider all the details at the molecular level, but just immerse yourself in the game and enjoy it.

And here's something else. I'm not going to impose my "idea" on anyone, and if anyone is against it, write here, and I will immediately shut it down.