Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Ademistren, it seems you don't suffer from a lack of self-importance.

Maybe there's some truth to that. But can you really achieve anything just by having a good education and superior intellectual abilities? I have a three in math. The same in English. And when it comes to playing football, I'm a complete loser. Only those who have seen me from the inside truly respect me.

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And I also have a 25 cm...

Only one of the above achievements is a lie.

And mine grows crooked.