Wish fulfillment.

I can fulfill any of your wishes and answer any of your questions.

This is exactly what I was talking about in the debate – there are no restrictions! Plus, you can answer a question and fulfill a wish. Having it all at once is great.
But first, give me the omnipotence that I love so much, but without your silly philosophy. I need omnipotence in MY understanding of the word, and since you're so cool, you should know how I understand it :p
I'll think about the question for now... And when I obtain It, there will be no need to ask questions anymore.