Nah, a buff black guy is better than a 2000-year-old bearded old man.
For you? :D
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The safest option is the keys to the apartment.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
New here? I'm Roha — want a quick tour?
Nah, a buff black guy is better than a 2000-year-old bearded old man.
