Wish fulfillment.

Since you've ended up in this topic, you've probably already guessed what it's about. Intriguing, isn't it? I can fulfill any of your wishes and answer any of your questions. What's the catch? Surely, I won't do it for free? I'm not some senile, foolish old sage, or a blue-skinned kid in a lamp, am I? Right? Right! The poll provides options for what you're willing to give me in exchange for fulfilling your wish and answering your question. What do you need to do? Nothing, just vote, and then tell me your wish.