Wolf, and a chocolate candy?
And I'm ready to bash Morning with a banhammer right now, all over his body :3 Don't touch the dragons, dragons are sacred! I'll call all my acquaintances from the former Dragonart right now, and there will be SUCH a holy war that no one has ever dreamed of :3
What's so sacred about a stupid cold-blooded reptile that spends days and nights sleeping on a pile of gold? And explodes at the first sign of digestive problems?
And elves are a wonderful people, a kind of ideal that everyone should strive for.