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Today, a friend at university showed me a photo he took on the bus – there was a note on the window next to the conductor's seat that said:

"Do not occupy the ticket sales manager's seat"

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I was never scolded for my grades, only for my addiction to computers (but it didn't yield any results).

I often was lazy about doing homework, especially for less important subjects, but I gave it my all at school, and I participated in Olympiads. As a result, my diploma is half filled with fives, and the rest are fours; I did better than anyone else in my class on the Unified State Exam...

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!