The second: "I haven't seen such a beautiful sunrise in a long time!"
The third kicks the first two out of the boat.
The guys surface: "Why?!"
"The first one for going off-topic, the second for flooding."
"Are you completely crazy?!"
The guy takes an oar and whacks both of them on the head:
"And for insulting me, you're banned!!!"
:D :D :D