Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Damn, my tooth hurts, have some mercy, please.

Pain, pain, clearly so it doesn't fade away :P
However, I can recommend an excellent remedy for headaches, toothaches, and other pains. It's a very effective method: impalement.

Or is the author playing the main role here? x)

No, I love vegetables. You should at least check out the "chain" topic.

By the way, why do they add underage brats to all movies? And yes, it turned out that she wasn't his mother, but rather his stepmother. Or something like that.
I was expecting something like "The Day After Tomorrow," but I got another piece of crap about aliens.

Poor Lizard)

Mine hurts too, by the way. And splitting into millions of atoms didn't help.