Kash
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Nah, that's not serious. I can find a whole bunch of evidence like that for anyone, Lou.
Please, let's go through your "evidence":
1. Order of the Phoenix - Fire, that's obvious.
2. Fan of Lokomotiv - it won't be particularly difficult for me to "link" a ticket to this.
3. Damn, I forgot what was third. Something about poets? Well, they're all drunk. :) and so on...
If a shot glass is evidence of beer, then I'm out, you can execute me for it. And also, fire is Inferno! (while ice is February), and a guitar is a French composer... hmm...