No, look... I deliberately wrote it that way to make it funnier. :mad: But I didn't think about "to wear" vs. "to put on."
Want me to tell you about the law of unintended consequences in action?
I was thinking, I'll fry four eggs for breakfast... Mmm... The pan is large and a bit warped, so three of them spread nicely around the edges, and I cheerfully plop the last one in the middle. Of course, it was rotten =(
I had to throw everything away...
The second time, three eggs spread again... and...
forget it, I thought, three is enough, I didn't want to risk it =)
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By the way, what does this sticky-fingered jerk need here?
Funny, but I don't quite understand :o