Yesterday, I stumbled upon a thread on the "I was crying" forum about masturbation. I was literally crying with laughter afterward; it's incredibly satirical (though not particularly censored humor) =D
As they say, 18+
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And zucchini caviar is not bad, but overall, it's gross =p

Барон "Vampires"
Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!