Let the coffin be a double bed, with air conditioning and lighting.
And if the vampire is a natural alcoholic, then he needs a crypt with a moonshine still.
No... This is if he really needs it:D :D :D :D
Otherwise, you can just stick to wine....;) (red, invigorating)
But don't vampires need that too?? Sleep in a coffin and that's it...
Well, darn. And if they still want to eat, let them gnaw on their own muscles, because they have immense strength, right?:)
Where does the immense strength come from?
And imagine a vampire eating himself?:rolleyes: