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Misfortune: I fell down the stairs and broke my collarbone.
Luck: The fracture wasn't too serious; no surgery or even a cast was needed.
Misfortune: Now I have one and a half arms – one whole arm and a hand from the other arm located near my stomach.
Luck: But I've already adapted.
Misfortune: I can't play Oblivion, draw, or type with my left hand.
Luck: At least no one is making me wash dishes.
Misfortune: I have to wear this bandage for 2-3 weeks; my arm is already numb, and I look stupid with it.
Luck: But at least I'll get an exemption from physical education afterward.