Fun

Men's Dreams

> AVIATION
> I am flying on a plane. A stunning girl from the seat opposite is staring
> intently at me. After a silent dialogue, we retire... to the restroom, where else.
> Inner voice: On a plane, seats are arranged so that passengers do not
see
> each other.
>
> BOUNTY STYLE
> She and I are on a deserted island. At first she is cautious, but then
> she realizes that I am the man of her dreams. Especially since there are no other men here. In
> the light of the setting sun, I begin to kiss her supple body..
> Inner voice: No hygiene, no condoms, and in general, you're such a
> lucky guy that on a deserted island you could only end up with Whoopi
> Goldberg.
>
> UNFULFILLED
> The math teacher decided to give me some extra tutoring. My God,
> why is she locking the door? It can't be! Irina Vladimirovna! What
> are you doing? Irina Vladi...
> Inner voice: ... and then she will go home to her husband, children, and grandchildren.
>
> RESORT
> My wife and I are staying in a hotel where all the rooms are identical. Leaving a party,
I
> throw myself onto the bed. A sexy hot body presses against me. By the light of
> the moon - it's not my wife, it's that blonde from the party!
> Inner voice: And where is your wife during this time?!
>
> SPORTY
> I come to a workout and see the coach of the women's fitness group
> training in the gym. She lures me into the locker room to show me the capabilities
> of her body.
> Inner voice: All that's left is to figure out why on earth you went to a
> workout. To show the capabilities of your belly?
>
> RAILWAY
> The neighbor in my compartment closes her book and turns off the light. A minute later, her fingers
> unbutton my shirt. Until morning, our bodies move in time with the clatter of the
railway
> wheels.
> Inner voice: Sounds like a fairy tale. But it could have happened if you
> had bought an SV ticket just once.
>
> NABOKOVian
> This has never happened to me before. She doesn't even seem to be 17 yet. In her school
> uniform, she looks so innocent... And she looks at me as if I were the
> Lord God to her.
> Inner voice: Buddy, I don't want to upset you, but school uniforms
> were abolished 10 years ago.
>
> CLASSY
> At a reception, I find myself at a table with an oligarch's wife. To her husband, she is just
> a beautiful figurine that he boasts about to his partners. But I
feel
> something completely different. And now we are making love in the corridors - desperately,
> frantically, as if for the last time.
> Inner voice: It seems you don't know what "corridors" are. But the point about the
last
> time is spot on.
>
> FUTURISTIC
> Something terrible happened: all men on Earth died out from an unknown disease. On
> me lies a huge burden of responsibility. I am the one who must restore the human race.
> The most beautiful women on the planet sign up for appointments with me months
> in advance. But this one, perhaps, I'll take without a queue. Hello,
> Angelina Jolie.
> Inner voice: Hello, delirium tremens and little green men.
>
> MEDICAL
> I am lying in the hospital with a broken leg. It's a day off. My roommates have gone
> home. There are no doctors. In the entire ward there are only two of us - me and a young
> nurse in a white coat. Under which, as I just discovered, there is nothing.
> Inner voice: You can't even imagine how painful it is to do that with a
broken leg. I recommend a runny nose.
>
> WORKPLACE
> A pretty young lady from the office unexpectedly invites me to her birthday party.
But,
> when I arrive, it turns out that no one besides us is at this birthday party.
And in general, there is no birthday party. There is only a meeting of two
> hearts longing for a holiday.
> Inner voice: Are you talking about Maria Fedotovna from the watch? She's been longing for a
holiday for about 30 years. Decided to do some
charity?
>
> PEASANT
> "Master, what are you doing, master," she whispers, looking at me piteously with her blue eyes.
> But I greedily kiss her lips, and she forgets everything,
> casting aside the moral principles of the early 19th century.
> Inner voice: Serfs had a hard life, that's for sure. And you yourself are not
from
the nobility, if you remember.
>
> CAPITALIST
> I am the owner of a small company. Every day one of the employees fixes her
> hair, makes duck lips, and enters my office. For the next 40
> minutes, I don't exist for anyone...
> Inner voice: Maria Fedotovna from the watch is unlikely to do such a thing. She is a woman of strict moral principles. A former Voroshilov shooter in the past.
>
> HIGH-SPEED
> I am speeding down the autobahn. My Porsche needs only a few seconds to
> reach a speed of 150... 160... 190... She - a brunette in a red dress
caresses
> my little friend. 195... 196... 200!
> Inner voice: The little friend is indeed not very big - and that's the only
realistic detail in this scenario.
>
> CULTURALLY-MULTICULTURAL
> I am Van Gogh. I spend my days and nights in Haiti. From time to time, one of the sultry
> Haitians removes her clothes and presses against me, letting me know that she
> wants affection from the great artist.
> Inner voice: Write 50 times: "I will never confuse Van Gogh with
Gauguin, or Haiti with Tahiti".
>
> CINEMATOGRAPHIC
> I've heard that Indian women know a thing or two about sex, but now I know for sure that only here could the "Kama Sutra" have been written. She is just unwinding her sari,
> and I am already aching with desire.
> Inner voice: Friend, be extremely careful. If you believe Indian
movies, you might turn out to be her long-lost brother!
>
> TECHNOGENIC
> She is tied to the bed, me? To a platform attached to the ceiling.
The platform
> lowers and rises. The tension builds. She wants me insanely, I want
her. With an incredible effort of will, I break my bonds...
> Inner voice: Listen, are you sure we didn't have any psychological trauma in childhood?
>
> HITCHHIKING
> I give her a ride, she smiles at my jokes. She is a student traveling by hitchhiking.
"By the way," she asks, "how do you feel about some gorgeous sex right now?" Needless to say, I turn off the road and
stop.
> Inner voice: I wonder how many people this cheerful girl has already smiled at on the road?
>
> NEW YEAR'S
> A lonely New Year's Eve. A knock at the door. Behind the door stands Snegurochka in a short red coat, from under which long-long legs stretch.
> The year promises to be good!
> Inner voice: Don't even think about removing the chain from the door - Father Frost with a heavy
sack is standing right there.
>
> DIVINATION
> For my birthday, friends decided to give me an unusual gift. They blindfolded
me and left the room. But not all of them. Someone stayed. Someone who gave
me unforgettable sensations. I'll probably never know who it was.
> Dasha?
> Nadya?
> Inner voice: Misha?!
>
> INTERNATIONAL FRIENDSHIP
> My palm strokes her black skin, and again and again I am filled with desire.
> The best thing in this life is a woman with black skin.
> Inner voice: Whoopi Goldberg after all. I knew it.
>
> FAIRY TALE
> I am wearing a bear mask. My girlfriend has long red hair and trusting brown
eyes. "Who ate from my bowl?" I growl. Of course, it was her. And as punishment,
she
> will sleep in my little bed.
> Inner voice: The question of psychological trauma is settled. There was a trauma - there can be no doubt.
>
> PRIMITIVE
> I throw the deer I caught to the campfire. My wife approaches, her body wraps
around my powerful torso. I possess her on a tiger skin and think:
> "The best man gets the best women. This is fair".
> Inner voice: If you call a pear-shaped expansion of the body from the hips to the solar plexus a torso, then in terms of torso power, not everyone can compare with you, of course.

GASTRONOMIC
Her body is completely covered in whipped cream. My hand slips off her
flat stomach. I try to collect the cream with my lips. And it seems to me that she is the sweetest woman in my life.
Inner voice: I know you: in the end, you'll eat so much that you won't have any strength left for anything else.