First, I would need to get some food, so I would sharpen my spear and start hunting my neighbors %) or just go to my friends' place to eat; they always treat me, probably because they can see that I'm not eating enough:D
Second, I would need to find some entertainment, so I would have to invite someone over. Someone who has beer and girls; it's a pity my relatives aren't leaving for the New Year's:D
Third, I might get lonely, so I would start calling everyone on the phone to annoy them %)

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.