Kyle
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Look, besides the versions involving piracy, a long cigarette + martini can definitely be attributed to a girl (like Lizard had a posthumous date). Luzhik was busy with some "Romeo," so that leaves only Neira.
And he himself wrote something similar after the newspaper was released... :o
Кто состоянием своим доволен, тому жить весело. (с)Алекса́ндр Васи́льевич Суво́ров