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More funny SMS messages. Read and laugh:

If you're reading my SMS right now, it means you're hugging me.
If you deleted it, you kissed me.
If you saved it, it means you invited me on a date.
If you forwarded it to me, you did everything mentioned above.
If you ignored it, then you're MINE!
So, what will you do with my SMS???? :-)

I don't have breakfast in the morning because I'm thinking about you.
I don't have lunch during the day – I'm thinking about you.
I don't have dinner in the evening – I'm thinking about you.
I don't sleep at night – I'M HUNGRY! :-)

Where are you tonight? Where are you when I need you so much? Where are you when I want to feel you, your tender touch on my naked body?! Oh my! Where is my damn pajama?!

I see you in the distance,
I see you up close.
I watch you naked,
while you lie here.
I see you in my dreams every night!
I gently hug you!
Oh, my pillow, how I adore you!

What is it: in white lace, it moos and crawls on the ground? //////////////// Answer: a tipsy bride

We girls are like phones. We like to be taken everywhere and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected!!!! :-)

Press 1 – you'll get oral sex, press 2 – you'll get regular sex, press 3 – you'll get petting, press 4 – you won't get anything. But if you want it all, call my number!

It's so slippery when you squeeze it! Pink, like my body... so tender in my hands!... no... it's not what you think! It's FA soap in the shower with me!

Lie down, relax, don't think about anything... Do you feel someone gently kissing your lips? Don't be scared – it's me gently kissing you goodnight... Good night, darling!

Love recipe:
500g of passion, 300g of love, add kisses and hugs to taste.
The dish is ready.
Note: to be tasted together in bed :-)

Your neighbor bought new furniture. Tonight I'll come to strangle you. Toad

****** - This is 6 deer butts from Santa's sleigh. Just try not to send this SMS to 6 of your friends, and these deer will crap on your whole year!

If on New Year's Eve, a strange guest comes to you – someone with a white beard, in a red fur hat, with a long staff in his hand and gifts in a bag, with loud laughter, with a kind look – it means you shouldn't drink anymore!

Who wants to be a millionaire??? Maybe we can play? QUESTION: No one loves you because you are 1) a snitch 2) a bore 3) you act like an idiot... 50/50, call a friend? CALL ME, I KNOW THE RIGHT ANSWER!!!

Hi... I'm a thief... I'm here to steal your heart

Your eyes confuse me
When you look at me
It's like you want to fall in love
And I've loved you for a long time...
This is a virtual kiss. Hold it to your heart. Repeat n times.

DANGER!! A BOMB is planted in your phone, it will detonate if you don't call me within 15 seconds and tell me where and when we will meet.

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