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Cool SMS messages: I'm an alien, and I've settled in your mobile phone. Right now, as you press the buttons, I'm having sex with your finger, and I know you like it because you're smiling. Hey, don't press the buttons so hard – I'm getting hot, and besides, take your hand away, or I won't be able to see anything! Right now, there are 2 million people sleeping in the world, 1 million eating, 0.5 million having sex, and only one person, whom I love very much, is reading my SMS. If we release a guy into the forest, he'll collect 3 kg of berries; if we release a girl, she'll collect 5 kg. But that doesn't mean that if we release both of them into the forest, they'll collect 8 kg of berries. How to win a woman's heart? Take care of her, cherish her, love her, give her compliments, respect her. How to win a man's heart? Undress and hand him a bottle of beer! You don't want to be a toy In anyone's hands, To be obedient to a foreign will In plans and deeds. But you love to play games. Maybe you'll play with me too? Your shape is perfect, your skin is soft, your scent drives me crazy, you have amazing eyes. Just one touch from me and you get turned on... My beloved Ferrari F50! Congratulations! You've won a gypsy girl in the lottery! If you don't claim your prize within 14 days, we'll send a whole caravan! Thank you for your order. The vibrator will be delivered to you tomorrow at 3. Erotic service. :-) I want you! I want to make you dizzy, drag you into bed, and make you feel hot and moan for a whole week! Your flu! Use your mobile phones with rubber gloves, and then you won't be afraid of phone sex. I'll come to you at night, climb under the covers. I'll find your sweetest spot and suck on it for a long time. Your naughty mosquito! Let's buy a house by the river, plant some hemp there. We'll play cards there, deal heroin. We'll sniff and smoke. We'll live like kings. I undress you with a hesitant hand, I can't wait to see your desired body, you are the most beautiful, the only one in the world, my most beloved potato in its skin. Press down, press again, OK, even more, ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh, oh yes, even more here, yes, oh my god, stronger, keep going like that, oh yes, yes, yes, yes... This was GSM sex, the continuation is here <<< Subscriber disconnected due to excessively high PREpayment. Dear Subscriber, you have been disconnected for disclosing state secrets over our network. My stomach hurts, which means someone is living there. If it's not worms, then it's you. Send this to a guy... and he'll be shocked... you won't be able to revive him... :-))) Take it in your hands, touch it with your lips, it's hard as a rock, try it, and press your bare cheek against it, my most beloved glass of Coca-Cola! I'm at the police station. They took me in and started a case. The reason: "Too beautiful." They have all the evidence! I'm in a panic. HELP ME!!!!!