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Awesome! :) Now I'll be laughing every time I sneeze:D Examples of female logic: • Forget the past, let's create a new one… • No, I'm not against it, I just disagree! • I only occasionally get up from my diet… • …I won't come back because I didn't leave. • I look good, but not often. • It's easier for men, their mothers-in-law love them… • Just agree already: I'm not stubborn! • He's so quiet that I want to undress… • This is my third marriage. My husband is in his last. • He replaced the lenses in my glasses with pink ones… • …I'm expensive, especially in clothes. • No, he didn't stutter before the wedding… • I'm not very happy being married, but I'm living… • You can read in his eyes: seven grades… • The obstacles to happiness are you and excess weight. • How touching!.. Just not with your hands!.. • Today, there's pilaf without meat. And without rice. • What kind of money is this? It's change!!! • I'm stunned… Not dead, but on the floor. • Compare her character and my bust! Mine is better! • How shy he is… it's hard to resist… • Truth is not that important to me! • Both my mother and the Ministry of Health warned me… • He kept silent, and I believed him… • If you loved me like you love beer! • In your arms, I don't just lose my honor… • He's silent meaningfully, but asks unambiguously! • And I feel: he's mine, no matter how unpleasant it is… • In bed, he's like a god: he doesn't snore! • He has a lot of childishness in him: he doesn't like semolina porridge… • I believe that you can ruin someone's life too! • …no matter what, no matter where, no matter with whom… • Time heals, but the outcome is always fatal… • Now I don't kiss after the first date… • The meaning of life looks different from the kitchen… • Fate, baring its teeth, smiled… • Love is needed like money: daily. • My sadness is bright: it has already faded… • Love is gone, only the rest remains… • My figure is becoming more and more unusual year after year… • He fell asleep without saying goodbye… I'm getting a divorce! • There are few people like me: only me… • There is everything in your eyes, except for meaning. • Covering a decisive "yes" with a timid "no". • Well, be it your way: snow is white and cold. • He smiled sincerely, cynically. • Try the soup, don't be afraid, there are medicines in it! • It's time to make up, tomorrow is payday… • Tomorrow I have a tantrum and shopping.

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A man is asked: what, in your opinion, is the probability that you will go outside now and meet a dinosaur there? The man replies: What are you talking about? 1/1,000,000, and that's a stretch! A woman is asked. The woman replies: 1/2 Journalist: how is that?? Woman: either I'll meet him or I won't.