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Sometimes when I have nothing to do, I can compose SOME STUFF!!!!
Well, you're more than welcome! If it's funny, post it here, or in the HoMM5 humor section.

Did you know that:

Cockroaches have existed on Earth for 250 million years and have not undergone any evolutionary changes since then.

Crocodiles have never lived in the Alligator River in Australia.

Drinkers began clinking glasses in deep antiquity. It was believed that this drove away evil spirits.

Thanks to gravity, a person weighs slightly less when the Moon is at its zenith.

Polar bears have black skin.

"Spain" in translation means "land of rabbits."

An oak tree must be at least 50 years old for acorns to grow on it.

Girls of the Tiwi tribe in the Pacific are married at birth.

In the 70s in the USA, a sex tax was seriously discussed. The fee was supposed to be 2 dollars.

Dirty snow melts faster than clean snow.

Bees have five eyes.

Peanuts are used in the production of dynamite.

The first cologne in history appeared as a preventive measure against the plague.

Las Vegas casinos have no clocks.

Every second, 1% of the Earth's population is dead drunk.

A beard consists of 7-15 thousand hairs. And it grows at a rate of 14 centimeters per year.

The ant has the largest brain of all living creatures. Relative to the body, of course.

To commit suicide with coffee, you would need to drink 100 cups in a row.

Hans Christian Andersen could hardly write a single word correctly.

On Mondays, there are 25% more back injuries and 33% more heart attacks.

On average, 33 new products appear in the world every day. 13 of them are toys.

The average person spends two weeks of their life waiting for a traffic light to change.

A person becomes addicted to tea faster than to heroin.

Toilet paper was invented in 1857.

Every day, Americans throw away 20 thousand televisions, 150 thousand tons of packaging materials, and 43 thousand tons of food.

Smoking a pack of cigarettes a day is equivalent to drinking a coffee cup of nicotine annually.

Ancient Egyptians used eyeshadow to protect themselves from conjunctivitis and trachoma.

The body of a sleeping person is half a centimeter longer than that of an awake person.

Mosquitoes are attracted to the smell of people who have recently eaten bananas.

A hockey puck can reach a speed of 160 kilometers per hour.

The Neanderthal brain was larger than ours.

Some public toilets in Singapore are equipped with karaoke video consoles.

Added 8 minutes later
If you scream for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, the amount of acoustic energy you produce will be enough to heat one cup of coffee. (not a very worthwhile endeavor) :)


When pumping blood in the body, the human heart creates pressure sufficient to eject blood 10 meters forward.


You burn 150 calories if you bang your head against the wall for an hour. (Need to lose weight :D)

An ant can lift a weight 50 times its own and pull a weight exceeding its own by 30 times. And when ants are poisoned with chemicals, they always fall on their right side.

A cockroach can live 9 days without a head, after which it dies of hunger.

A male praying mantis is unable to copulate while he has a head. Therefore, the mating act in praying mantises begins with the female ripping off the male's head.


Butterflies taste food with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals unable to jump (Good thing it's not the other way around!)

An ostrich's eye is larger than its brain. (And I know people like that too! :) )

A starfish has no brain. (And I know people like that too! :D)

All polar bears are left-handed. (Now, I wonder how they found that out?)
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