Sacred Haven of Debauchery

maybe I should go serve, since I'm a guy?

No, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy... they say the "old-timers" make you do push-ups on someone, and sometimes they come up with even worse things...

pump... through what?)

Through your wallet :D)) that's how you get flowers, clothes, and all sorts of other stuff...)))
P.S.: I don't like that kind of thing))) and if my future husband brings me flowers every day, then...))) I'll beat him with this broom!)) because that means he's done something wrong, and besides, it's a waste of money.