I came up with a joke that needs to be put into action when buying underwear, lol.
When I'm choosing, I'll say that I need to try them on and then I'll start unbuttoning my pants... :smile04:
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.
G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal