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The Adventures of Revan in Strane Chude.
Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....
I couldn't fall asleep, yes, that's right! After recruiting Neyra in Last and listening to music, I finally went to bed, but as it often happens, I couldn't sleep. Apparently, my intense hunger was to blame (but you're not supposed to eat before bed, and all that). After lying down for half an hour, I noticed that it was getting light outside (it was already four o'clock).
I went to the kitchen - the refrigerator was empty. On the table were only blackened bananas, but I didn't pay attention to them. Bored, I picked up a newspaper (which I don't read because of the nonsense they write in it. Honestly, Amaranth should be the editor of this newspaper), turned on the TV (the song "Pain" by the band Sry Day Grace was playing... or something like that).
So, the newspaper, the news section.
In general, I learned a lot of new things. For example, that in my city, since the beginning of the year, 80 people have been sentenced to community service, and this number is constantly increasing. But, apparently, no entrepreneurs want to hire these people!
Let's skip the details and move on.
Quote (reprinted):
(here is a red square) Economy.
A catastrophe is brewing in the budget of Ukraine (really!? I think there's always a catastrophe here :D). After last autumn, a large part...Further, some unimportant facts, let's move on to the essence of the article.
In short, it says that the state wants to make money from alcohol and tobacco "production."
And here's another quote:
Maybe some people are in crisis, but our Chernihiv man will never be "too stupid" to have a drink! (a redneck?)
And here, the editor thought that the best place for a stupid anecdote was here, and so he wrote it in bold red letters on a yellow background:
ANECDOTE ON THE TOPIC.
Does anyone want to hear an anecdote?
A son turns to his father:
- Dad, vodka has become more expensive. Will you drink less now?
- Eh, son! We need to save the Ukrainian economy! We'll have to eat less.
Actually, I wouldn't call this an anecdote....
Further, as you understand, all sorts of letters follow, let's move on to the end of the article:
"And it's a pity for the country!" - the author concluded on a sad note.
After flipping through the newspaper for a few pages, I didn't find a crossword puzzle, which is a pity.
And the hunger was still bothering me. I decided to go to the store to buy at least some cereal with milk.
I got dressed, went into the elevator, and it tossed me from side to side - lack of sleep + hunger. I went outside, and there... Beauty! There were no people around, the birds were singing, and a light breeze was blowing on my face!
Walking to the store (again swaying), I was disappointed - it only opens at 7:00. But it used to be open 24 hours! I went back home.
I walked back and forth, and finally noticed those bananas - I ate them.
Then I put the kettle on, and was horrified - how long it took to boil (in fact, if you just stick it in, it can't be any other way).
I put in some tea leaves, poured in boiling water, cut a slice of lemon, and sprinkled a little sugar - the tea turned out great!
Actually, nothing else happened. So, out of boredom, I sat down and wrote this post.
Don't judge me for the grammar, I'm writing in a half-asleep state, + I'm very hungry :D