Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Yeah, so, I was riding the bus home from school today and I saw this guy standing there (he looked a bit like Mega), and I looked at his hands, and they weren't small at all)), and I thought, would it hurt if he hit me? *well, I checked by calling him a goat*, and then I had the thought of poking his eyes out... I don't know why...
The second question also came to me this morning, when I was on my way to school, but I forgot it during the day.

P.S. I didn't pass the test for Computer Architecture today :\ damn, I'll have to retake it tomorrow after philosophy or before.