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Stan, when will I get a puppy for my birthday?!

...It was the year 3267 of the 3rd Acryllon War. According to reports from the General Staff of the Galactic Federation, the battle in the asteroid sector G7529-1M for control of the planet Ter (unclear)... I transitioned from the tactical to the active phase. At 67:12, the orbital positions of the Federation's cruiser forces were subjected to heavy fire from plasma Annihilators. The cruisers "Mighty Texas Duck," "Bearded Crab," and "Orange Dora" were shot down, the reconnaissance corvette "Night Amka II" was severely damaged, and the staff barge for table tennis, "TirtSiv," was put out of action. Following this breakthrough, the 186th motorized tractor legion of the Nazgullon orcs was deployed to the planet's surface, and by 29:30, they had blockaded the "SOR" outpost. According to the commander of the Arandorium Magnificent garrison, the situation required urgent intervention, as his unit was experiencing a severe shortage of ammunition, grenades, donuts, and toilet paper due to the intense fighting. To provide assistance, assault units of the 1st KonArmy of Budyonny, a separate brigade of construction paratroopers on a Vampire-class strike aircraft, and the hero of the Second Punic War, White Lizard, were dispatched. In addition, Chip and Dale promised to join the operation, as they always rush to help. Meanwhile, as the besieged finished their last donuts, Lizard conducted large-scale carpet bombing of the orc positions with tomato bombs, clearing the way for the garrison to break out! Glory to the hero! At the awards ceremony in the Federation Assembly Hall, all those who distinguished themselves in this battle were present, including the main victor, White Lizard, despite suffering a concussion from a tractor cultivator. In honor of the New 24th Great Victory, this day was declared a national holiday, and all the heroes received awards, plus the traditional fulfillment of any wish. Among the requested tropical islands, "Bugatti" cars, and personal aircraft, White Lizard's request stood out: "Karlson, when will you finally give me a puppy, huh?" To be continued...
P.S.: Chip and Dale are still rushing to help:rolleyes:
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