Well, experience teaches me... and magic schools don't offer anything useful (just a bunch of idiots who think they're smarter and better than everyone else, but in the end, they get beaten by people like me :D)
Heh, they won't send me there (I don't have the strength, or rather, the patience for my swearing :D))
P.S.: And what's wrong with my ears? O.o
In the wild, the ears will get caught on branches.