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Hi everyone! ;) Today we open a course of lectures about AnnaSophia (who is she? see my avatar or check the wiki). I ask you not to fight (in the manner of "oh, it's that maniac with that girl again")), not to throw furniture, not to drink vodka (hey, you there in the back rows!) and generally to behave diligently so as to commune with beauty. And yes, don't forget to minimize that window with Heroes 3 over there. We begin! :)

We start with facts! As is known, AnnaSophia is a very kind girl, so a small emphasis will be placed on this :) in the next article, which Freedom wrote based on "Chuck Norris Facts" :D So here are the socially adapted ones (I cut out the most "fan-like" ones :smile42: )

Facts about AnnaSophia Robb

"STOPITcZOT FActs ABout AnnaSophia Robb"

• AnnaSophia is the only person on the planet whose DNA cell nuclei are coiled in the shape of a smiley!
  
• When soldiers see AnnaSophia, their helmets fly off. Literally.
  
• AnnaSophia isn't afraid of thugs because if they "take her at gunpoint" and she turns to them with a pitiful little face, the thugs will repent and cry!
  
• When AnnaSophia gets nervous, she can stomp her foot so hard that children on the other side of the Earth lose their baby teeth!
  
• Scientists discovered that AnnaSophia's handshake is comparable in power to ten lightning bolts hitting the same spot!
  
• AnnaSophia is so happy that a lie detector starts oscillating to the rhythm: MMFSSFMR - Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th Symphony!
  
• AnnaSophia is the only blonde who is "on first-name terms" with cars; if something goes wrong on the road, she opens the hood and smiles at the engine, and that's it... you can drive on!
  
• When AnnaSophia is happy, the rain stops all over the world and a rainbow appears!
  
• When AnnaSophia looks at the Sun, a solar eclipse occurs because the Sun is afraid of being blinded by AnnaSophia's Radiance!
  
• Scientists calculated that the radiation power during the Big Bang was approximately equal to the density of AS R (AnnaSophia's Radiance)!
  
  
• When AnnaSophia was born, the number of UFO sightings over America increased, and Earth itself entered the "Top 10 Most Visited Planets of the Milky Way"!
  
• AnnaSophia loves candy, gum, and all that so much that at the sight of an M&M, she can "find" all the "x's" of the Ackermann function in a fraction of a second for them!
  
• When AnnaSophia walks through the forest, even the trees ask her to leave an autograph on their canopy!
  
• AnnaSophia's hair is so strong that it could be woven into a ribbon for the notorious "Space Elevator."
  
• Never say the word "couch" around her; she will be offended, but she won't touch you—your own conscience will torture you; better apologize!
  
• AnnaSophia loves her dad very much: when her dad was late for work, she went with him to the boss—after a short conversation, dad was sent on vacation, given a bonus, and his photo was hung on the "board of honor"!
  
• When philosophers study the meaning of life, they are actually secretly studying AnnaSophia's autobiography! When romantics argue about "what is happiness?", they are actually discussing AnnaSophia's personality!
  
• AnnaSophia never thought about "Eternal Questions" because she has been Happy and her life full of Meaning since the moment of her birth!
  
• In a past life, AnnaSophia lived somewhere in the mountains; then some bearded man came there and asked for wisdom for people—she scribbled 10 lines on a rock for him and asked not to be disturbed further!
  
• Once, while walking home, AnnaSophia accidentally tripped over the body of a sleeping drunk; he woke up, bugged his eyes out, and confessed all the sins of his past and present life, then repented and burst into tears—then AnnaSophia treated him to an M&M!
  
• Everyone loves AnnaSophia, even in the "world of shadows"; Nikola Tesla himself, Leo Tolstoy, and Leonhard Euler, with Hades' permission, secretly visit her house in Denver and do her homework while she is off filming a movie somewhere!
  
• When AnnaSophia snowboards, the snow melts where she rode, snowdrops bloom, and olive trees grow!
  
• Bella is AnnaSophia's pet; he is trained in 200 types of martial arts and all styles of Kung Fu, so you shouldn't smile at her when she walks him, as the doggy might mistake your smile for a snarl!
  
• AnnaSophia is so famous that the abbreviation "ASR" is even in "Dahl's Explanatory Dictionary," and that was 200 years before her birth!
  
• When AnnaSophia wants to "rip" something from a file-sharing site but a gold account is required, she simply enters her name in the "password" field and downloads for free at maximum speed!
  
• In the episode of "MvT" where Leslie and Jess run through the forest, "high-speed filming" was actually used, and the camera on the monorail broke the "sound barrier" at the climax!
  
• AnnaSophia has the most powerful immune system; instead of the notorious red cells and other organisms, her blood is saturated with little PacMANs for protection and hundreds of little Flashes running at incredible speed through vessels and capillaries, promptly delivering oxygen to every cell!
  
• When N. Tesla died, he actually moved into the future and created a teleportation machine there; after meeting AnnaSophia, at her request, he copied two more such AnnaSophias: the real AnnaSophia hangs out with friends while her two copies slave over textbooks and act in movies!
• AnnaSophia can turn lead into gold with a single touch of her hand!
  
• AnnaSophia knows how to fly, and it's she who takes photos for "Google Maps," not some satellites!
  
• AnnaSophia's finger snaps do not produce an echo!
  
• When AnnaSophia snaps her fingers in the American "Thunder Valley," lightning strikes, thunder crashes, and ball lightning appears!
  
• N. Tesla managed to create "ball lightning" in his laboratory because he could snap his fingers like AnnaSophia!
  
• If AnnaSophia is made very angry, she will swear, and all her fans within a 3-kilometer radius will die of heart attacks! Therefore, she never swears and keeps herself in check; the dog Bella gets angry instead.
  
• Watch all the movies AnnaSophia acts in—the girl from Denver! Her personas are more real than Ostap Bender's combinations!
  
• AnnaSophia is the only person in the world who can download, comment on, and view any files on a website without registration and absolutely for free, even on government and military ones!
  
• On the "Error 404" page, the internet address of "ASR's Secret Blog" is actually encrypted using the Blowfish algorithm in a 2^600 bit code!
  
  
• AnnaSophia's gaze fills one with heroism and happiness; a person struck by AnnaSophia's Crown Gaze will be able to withstand a full volley of all calibers from a "Dreadnought" cruiser!
  
• Scientists calculated the probability that you would become her groom—and it is comparable to the probability of electrons coagulating toward the center of an atomic nucleus and nucleons moving to electron orbits! (I wasn't planning to anyway)) – note by Lizard)
  
• AnnaSophia played the role of Leslie so vividly and realistically that once Garbor Ksupo dreamed of Leslie, and she pinched his cheek, which woke him up!
  
• Scientists discovered that AnnaSophia's presence near a TOKAMAK increases the percentage of thermal collisions and plasma density such that a thermonuclear reaction occurs even at room temperature!
  
• When AnnaSophia orders a "California roll," it is delivered from California itself, in a convoy of five cars under FBI cover, and Arnold Schwarzenegger personally serves her the roll!
  
• The SETI program bore no fruit for a long time, but then scientists decided to send "MvT" in binary code to the very end of the Galaxy; the next day, alien ASR fans "flooded" the radio scanner on all frequencies with messages and declarations of love!

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We also have data on secret research! ;)

Chinese hacker-fans (adherents of the "Bright Annosophism" cult) developed a new PC virus "ASR_be_happy93.worm" which penetrates your PC through OS vulnerabilities and gratuitously "patches" all "holes" in the OS, fixes Windows errors, removes bugs and glitches, and overclocks your computer to "unprecedented speeds" without nitrogen cooling, providing a "secret channel" for secret correspondence personally with AnnaSophia! As a result, antivirus sales plummeted; now everyone wants to be infected by this virus and correspond via the "secret channel" with ASR!


You shouldn't write nonsense to AnnaSophia's email because from the "body" of the letter she can "restore" your IP and using her KVAS (AnnaSophia's Crown Gaze) penetrate beyond the dynamic IP issued by the provider and see your real internal IP; that is how perceptive she is. Well, of course, she won't do anything to you because she is kind and will forgive you, but when she forgives someone, the air becomes so ionized that her "Macintosh" keyboard starts producing random combinations, which in 90% of cases turn out to be malicious code written in C++ and also accidentally sent to your address.

Once AnnaSophia was browsing the web and saw "Upyachka" with a dancing idiot-man wishing someone would kill him, and she laughed so loud that she accidentally posted flood on the Upyachka forum consisting of 130 Quadrillion copy-pastes of the word "LOL," causing the hosting along with the server itself to "collapse" and burn out. Then AnnaSophia worried for a long time and wanted to apologize for the unintentional "trolling" (brute-force) of the hosting, and she regretted it so much that Google removed the site archive from its cache and restored the "Upyachka" site; then AnnaSophia was happy and wrote thank-you letters to everyone!

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Well, that's probably all for today =) Now you can get up from under the table and dust yourselves off, regardless of whether you were rolling with laughter or fell asleep from boredom :) (I hope it's closer to the former))
I can't guarantee a continuation, but everything is possible)

And one last fact for the road...

AnnaSophia is the only actress whose combination of roles constitutes her Alter-Ego.;)