and when you die, what would you want to happen to you...?
1. donate your organs
2. be buried
and so on, you know the options)

I think that first you need to make sure that death has definitely occurred (or just finish them off, otherwise I don't really want to wake up in a buried coffin)

by the way, Meg, you say that funerals are an occasion to get drunk?)) I disagree.
Orthodox Christians already have so many holidays, almost every week there are some significant days or even whole weeks!!.. they are definitely a reason to get drunk.