Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Whoa, I was just playing TI (an online game). It was a 4v4 battle, and everyone started with nothing (meaning we had to find weapons and armor on the map). So, we started, and after a couple of turns, an enemy unit appeared, and I took it down in two turns (while the others were still searching for weapons, etc.). We ran around a bit more, and eventually, I was left alone against three opponents (they were on the same team), and I only had a rifle and some pants. I didn't panic and went to the corpse of a teammate who had found a "martyr's belt" but didn't have time to use it. I picked it up, went into a building, looking for something else interesting. I entered the second room and skipped a turn. Unexpectedly, a door opened (there were two entrances to the building), a guy came in and shot me, then left, closing the door behind him. *I've been spotted!* I knew that his teammates would come soon and easily take me down, but I wasn't going to let that happen! Since I had nothing to lose, I put on the belt and went out through the same door. I was happy to see that the guy wasn't alone; he was with a friend. They were standing in a way that I was between them! This fact made me even happier, and with a smile on my face, I activated the belt, went to the afterlife, and took two fools with me. Yeah, they cursed a lot, but I was still happy