Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Good morning, has everyone already dyed their eggs and indulged in delicious Easter cakes with holy, blessed coffee?
I haven't yet and I'm wondering whether to buy a cake or not. There's nothing particularly special about it, don't you think?

Alcoholics are a nuisance; for the most part, they spout nonsense, thinking they're sharing very wise and insightful ideas that could change the world. And everyone else is too stupid to listen... oh dear...