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Flooders Tournament for HoMM III Online

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A bit disjointed, a bit silly, and just generally…
The plot:
Or rather, the beginning. Spell Bond, a prisoner, or rather, a former prisoner, is hiding from the police and other authorities (FBI, Delta Force, etc.). After escaping from the forest at night, he finds himself on a highway. A farmer driving by notices Bond, stops, and says:
- How did you end up here, stranger?
- Well, I was cutting down trees, and I got lost.
- Come on, get in my car! It's raining outside.
- Thank you very much.
- What's your name, good sir? By the way, here, have a cookie.
- I… *pauses* James. James Bond. No, thank you, I don't want a cookie.
- Bond?
- James Bond.
- Hahaha, well, my name is Vis Trit.
- Nice to meet you.
*Then followed a stupid conversation about all sorts of nonsense, mostly about tea and chat.*
Suddenly, from under the ground, accompanied by a disgusting squealing sound, maggots began to appear! Thousands of them… they crawled out, devouring everything in their path, demanding that Tal-Rasha be given to them.
After about 20 minutes, they realized that they had dug themselves out in the wrong place and went back.
But one remained.
He approached the two of them.
- Hi, I'm Maggot.
- Hello, Maggot, we're just having a conversation here about tea, chat, and other nonsense.
*One of them took a deep drag from his tea.*
- Yeah, so, want to join our chat??77 - asked the second one.
*Maggot paused, thinking.*
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made