Alucard
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Some people enjoy stepping on the same rake twice, while others enjoy hitting people with a shovel. How many philosophers have pondered this enigma, how many poets have sung its praises? It is a symbol of constancy, a symbol of neutrality and justice. Since Gordius' knot was cut with a shovel, the ancients revered it as a symbol of accuracy and... Alright, the honorary title goes to Major Whirlwind.
Hey, Major, you have an axe in your back! Did you believe it? Ha-ha, I don't believe anyone on April Fool's Day.
Now, for a completely opposite nomination: The Ruthless Cutie of the Forum! This person, worthy of this nomination, is simply beastly kind and inhumanly responsive; they are even cuter than the cat from Shrek and Nyusha from Smeshariki (Yes, I watch Smeshariki!). It seems this oppressor... no, wait, this fertilizer is a terribly cute caterpillar Amaranth, also known as the evil caterpillar ((((((((((((N_N).
Hey, Major, you have an axe in your back! Did you believe it? Ha-ha, I don't believe anyone on April Fool's Day.
Now, for a completely opposite nomination: The Ruthless Cutie of the Forum! This person, worthy of this nomination, is simply beastly kind and inhumanly responsive; they are even cuter than the cat from Shrek and Nyusha from Smeshariki (Yes, I watch Smeshariki!). It seems this oppressor... no, wait, this fertilizer is a terribly cute caterpillar Amaranth, also known as the evil caterpillar ((((((((((((N_N).