let's start a forum-based RPG right here and now. (just need to take a hit first)
once upon a time, there was a dwarf. and he also had an entire country. he's in charge there. there's an orc. he's also in charge of his country. you can only play as elves, and you can only take gremlins as companions. and every 10th player can take 2 imps as pets. there's attack/defense/agility, and each player comes up with their own skill. the meaning and goal of the game: to find the logic.