Sacred Haven of Debauchery

P.S. Guys, we really messed up somewhere. Why aren't we just chatting and instead sticking to the topic?! O_O

Because Maggot is leading his crusade against off-topic chatter! :D
P.S. Look, we already have four people, and I know who will be leading everyone :D

Forget the 3v3 tournament... let's do a 5v5!

5v5 isn't cool.
By the way, I noticed that people post reports about it much less often than about 3v3 :D
P.S. Vis, will you be the fifth? :D

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O_o I went to Google Translate just for fun, selected translation from Russian to English, entered "Zhenya" in the text field, and it translated it to "Jack"

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I trust Wiki more:
English: Eugene ((:D I've seen this name in movies)
Belarusian: Yaŭhen
Hungarian: Jenő
Hebrew: יבגני‎ (what does this mean? :D)
Spanish: Eugenio
Italian: Eugenio
Chinese: 尤金 (person's name) (weird :D)
German: Eugen (eee)