What would you like to do after death?

Many people dream of immortality, but they don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday (c)

I saw a slightly different version of the phrase, more realistic (although taste is subjective...):
"Thousands of people desire immortality, the very same ones who don't know what to do on a long Saturday evening."
It's strange, but it's precisely Saturday evenings (in my case) that are the most drawn-out and uninteresting.