Sacred Haven of Debauchery

and I have splinters in both thumbs... in one, it's a metal splinter that got in about a year ago, and in the other, it seems to be a wooden one, about a month ago (although the second one might already be gone, I'm not sure... there were two, I pulled one out, but not the other... the next day I started picking at it again, and stopped feeling it, so maybe it's already out).

and in the finger on my left hand (a yellow splinter), I sometimes feel pain when there's pressure on that finger (when it's in close contact with something, or being pressed).