Sacred Haven of Debauchery

And aren't you him? x( Well, I wasted my time.

Yes, Ar, the years spent inventing this brilliant joke were wasted; you used it in the absence of your idol, mentor, and master, and he couldn't see it.
It's a shame that you never learned to read; otherwise, you would know that my real name is very different from "Evgeny Vaganich," but I believe that someday, you will be taught that too.