Um, no need to lie here! I didn't write about sunflower seeds!)).. I said that uncultured people don't listen to metal, and that's what distinguishes them from metalheads, lol.
And about the D&D-like character... in the quote, I wrote a genuine one; it just sometimes changes and becomes a little similar to what you wrote.
There's no Arandor's syndrome; there's a "stupid jokes" syndrome, which half of the forum users suffer from, including you.
P.S. And I know who else wrote in red, and before that, in purple, lol.