ASR will come with me, we'll have coffee and chat nicely. And I'll order a plane to write "I love you, AnnaSophia!" in the sky. But I'm not dreaming of anything lewd, mind you!
So, what should I say as an alternative?
"Scabbia will come with me. First, we'll have dinner in a romantic setting, and then we'll go for a walk in the park (although usually it's done the other way around), and some familiar old ladies (I look older than I actually am; they thought I was up to 20 years old) will say, "Look at him, he's found himself a girlfriend! Instead of chasing after girls his own age, he's... Oh, young people, young people."
Argh, I would have done that if I didn't have to restart my, oh-so-terrible computer.