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So, here is the first HeroesWorld News issue!
In the first issue, we'll talk about the terrible villains of our country.
On our beautiful lands, where birds sing and the sun shines, not everything is as perfect as it seems — this whole idyll is spoiled by villains and criminals. There are quite a lot of them, but we'll talk about the most terrible and dangerous ones.
A dangerous fellow; the number of his violations is not large, but everything he did was horrifying!
The police still haven't tracked him down — he is a master of darkness. People say he is a vampire.
A rather interesting character. He has committed many crimes, both minor and serious. Starting from trashing a bar to murders and assaults.
Many call him a freedom fighter; he was never afraid to speak his mind, which is why many police officers and deputies don't like him.
His search is still ongoing, so be vigilant — he might be standing right behind you.
And the last on the list, but not in importance, is Loken the Elusive.
What can be said about him?
The number of his crimes is simply staggering.
He is very strong and incredibly smart; very often, when the police caught him, he managed to escape. Even when he was being escorted to prison, he managed to escape, but fortunately this villain was caught the next day, after which he was taken to an incredibly high-security prison; however, according to rumors, he became the prison boss.
And today we have a bonus — an interview with Loken.
Journalist: Loken, tell me, how did it happen that after so many years you were finally caught?
Loken: I made a mistake, I disobeyed the Emperor's order, which was unacceptable.
Journalist: But what does this Emperor of yours have to do with all this?
*Instead of answering, Loken hit the journalist over the head with the microphone*
- The Emperor has everything to do with it!