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Or one that passes tests that "correctly determine your personality – these are very accurate tests!"

Determining a character based on socionics is not that difficult; of course, it won't be 100% accurate, but you answer questions, thereby telling about yourself. Based on this data, a psychologist determines a socion type that is close to you. Of course, it doesn't exactly match, but it is largely correct and allows you to better understand the motives of your actions and simply identify yourself.
Whereas an IQ test actually has no scientific basis and can only more or less show how quickly you can solve mathematical problems and determine how well-developed your logical thinking is. A quick-witted person who knows everything can pass this test with a high score, but in reality, his knowledge is extremely superficial, while a phlegmatic person who thinks for a long time and prefers to delve into the essence will definitely fail this test. Only low-class employers take this test seriously when hiring, because they are too lazy to conduct interviews or are unwilling to spend money on a recruitment manager.

My jacket is dark blue with white and black inserts; I also have a red and white one, but it's more suitable for autumn.

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Yes, and there's a spiderweb drawn on the back!