Sacred Haven of Debauchery

And I have an idea regarding Fludoskar (again :D). I came up with the nomination "The Fattest Signature":D And I became curious, why is everyone translating Ara's signature, but I'm not? Actually, here's what Google Translate gave:

The first-born unicorn
Hardcore main soft porn

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Pendant made of telephone wires

XD

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Heh, I find it funny what's happening with the Ukrainian government:rolleyes:... Yes, yes, for those who don't know, I live here:(. Just now, I went to the store and saw a fresh inscription on the wall: "Death to the president, death to the state!":D